Celebrities that have been here before | Lizard People / Vampires

After you see these photos of today’s celebrities that look ridiculously similar to famous people of the past, you’ll begin to question everything you once knew to be true. Like are these celebrities human…or are they lizard people /  vampires?

By Distractify

1. Zach Galifianakis and Louis Vuitton


Ya, Luis Vuitton…as in the French entrepreneur who was born in August 1821 and founded the Luis Vuitton brand (you know, those fancy brown purses all the stylish chicks have around their arms). These two look so alike that I’m inclined to say Louis is Zach, or Zach is Louis!?! Either way, this guy is 193 years old.

Jennifer Lawrence and Egyptian actress Zubaida Tharwat


Not only do these two look like twin sisters…but they both went into the same profession, acting. Tharwat was born in Alexandria in 1940 and retired from acting in the late 80s…and what happened in 1990? Jennifer Lawrence was born! To continue the acting legacy!?! Anything’s possible…


Alec Baldwin and President Millard Fillmore


The resemblance between actor Alec Baldwin and 13th President of the United States, Millard Fillmore, is undeniable. Just look at those eyes, the nose…the chubby chin!?! Is it possible that Alec Baldwin was President of the United States from 1850-1853!?! I think so… reincarnation, read about it.


21st Century Actor Jason Segal and 20th Century Actor Lee J. Cobb


The smile is what really ties these two guys together. Cobb was a famous actor back in the mid 20th century, and was best known for his roles in 12 Angry Men (1957), On The Waterfront (1954) and The Exorcist (1973). Seems like Cobb and Segal don’t exactly play the same roles…but boy do they look similar!


Peter Dinklage and Diego Velazquez’s “Portrait of Sebastián de Morra”


This is crazy! Not only do these two guys look alike…but they’re both “little people.” This portrait by Diego Velázquez is of Sebastián de Morra, a dwarf and jester at the court of Philip IV of Spain way back in 1645!


Maggie Gyllenhaal and Rose Wilder Lane


Looks like actress Maggie Gyllenhaal has a twin sister that was born in 1886. Rose Wilder Lane was an American journalist, travel writer, novelist, and political theorist…who is speculated to be Maggie’s sister (not really…but maybe!?!).


Leonardo DiCaprio and Judy Zipper


Someone found this image of Judy Zipper in their grandmother’s 1960s yearbook and posted it on Tumblr…now the secrets out…Leo may have been a women at one point. But hey, he’s still a damn good actor, so who really cares??? The resemblance is weird though, right?


Brad Pitt and Herman Rorschach


Ladies rejoice! Brad Pitt has a twin brother!!! Only downside…he was born in 1884. Ever heard of the Rorschach inkblot test? Ya, this Swiss, Brad Pitt lookalike psychiatrist is the guy who invented it. That’s not that cool though, what’s cool is he looks like Brad muthaf*ckin Pitt!


Orlando Bloom and Nicolae Grigorescu


You can’t deny how much these two look alike. I mean, just look at those wavy locks…even the pencil thin pirate stash is identical! Nicolae Grigorescu was one of the founders of modern Romanian painting, he was also a writer…and of course, an Orland Bloom stunt double…back in the 1900s.


Jay-Z and a Harlem man in 1939


Looks like Jay-Z has come a long way since his rough Harlem days back in 1939! I guess success takes some people a really, really long time. But you can’t deny that he looks great…for 75.


Jimmy Fallon and Mahir Cayan


Mahir Cayan might look like Jimmy Fallon, but the two men couldn’t be more different. Cayan was no comedian, he was a Turkish politician and the leader of People’s Liberation Party-Front of Turkey. I guess it’s hard to find humor while in the midst of a revolution.


Bruce Willis and WWII General Douglas MacArthur


Douglas MacArthur was an American 5-Star general…Bruce Willis is a 5-Star badass. So it’s no wonder the two resemble each other, heck…maybe their the same person. I’m just saying…anything’s possible.


Michael Cera and Adolf Hitler’s Mother, Klara


I don’t know what to say about this…it’s just plain creepy. I just hope Cera doesn’t give birth to another Hitler…ain’t nobody got time for that!


Queen Latifah and Zora Neale Hurston


Zora Neale Hurston was an American folklorist, anthropologist, author…and apparently twin sister of Queen Latifah.


Sylvester Stallone and Pope Gregory IX


Looks like Rocky was once a Pope, way back in the 1300s…crazy resemblance right?


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